marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
you know shit’s important when you shave your entire leg and not just to the knee
It was probably nothing but it felt like the world.
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
accidentally hurting an animal is the worst feeling i would rather die one thousand deaths than step on a doggy’s innocent lil foot